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EPISODE 356: pig-faced boy
A questioneer today is in quite the state of consternation after clicking on the link to a friend’s wedding list…and finding a dazzling array of Adult Pleasure Implements. And we’re not talking golf...
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EPISODE 357: rainbow modelling compound
Where does all the money go from the Band Aid song? When you’re someone’s house guest, how long before you can have a wank? And what’s a penguin doing in a nativity scene? The answers to all these...
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EPISODE 358: beautiful woman, sexual metaphor, slapstick.
It’s AMT’s 11th birthday! To celebrate, we can’t replicate how Olly spent his own 11th birthday, at Cody’s Tex-Mex restaurant in Stevenage, because it closed down. So instead we’ve made some...
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EPISODE 359: faxing the Pope
Upon the last Winter Olympics in 2014, we fair shat ourselves with surprise and delight when Lizzy Yarnold, who won gold for Team GB in the skeleton, listens to AMT! She’s competing again this time,...
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EPISODE 360: dirty pants rocket
Wow. It took more than eleven years and 360 episodes, but it has at last happened: Our first ever question about the Bowling for Soup. (Who? (No, that’s not the actual question.)) Try to contain...
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EPISODE 361: secret skipping lover
With a spring in your step and a scent in your nostrils and a freshly cleaned undercarriage and Answer Me This! Episode 361 in your ears, join us to consider: Smell-O-Vision reclaiming skipping for...
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EPISODE 362: everything is paste
Hello pets! This month is the British Podcast Awards, and you can vote for AMT in the Listeners’ Choice category, you know, if you choose to. Click here to do it. If you need to remember why you love...
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EPISODE 363: The Soupsoaker
Have you been collecting your own hair since your bushy-headed youth, in order to make a wig* to wear during your sparsely furred later years? If so, could you let questioneer Ryan know asap if that...
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EPISODE 364: intimate scrubbing
Apologies for the unscheduled absence of a fresh episode in July, listeners: Helen’s neck had other plans for the past few weeks. But hooray, Helen is out of hospital and all new Answer Me This!...
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EPISODE 365: Umami Caroline
It’s back to school season, but at AMT the edutainment is year-round. Get your learning on in Answer Me This! Episode 365, wherein we find out about: Dyson hairdryers vs Duck’n’Dry ‘Sweet Caroline’...
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EPISODE 366: cornea flap
Landlord trouble! We’ve all had it, right? But have you ever had it as bad as the questioneer in Answer Me This! Episode 366? We also chat about: hand models leg models doppelgangers the shins closing...
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EPISODE 367: a truck with the Pope on top
After much speculation in AMT366, striding through Answer Me This! Episode 367 are the true owners of The Bill legs! Or are they? Which is to be trusted – IMDB or a school rumour? We also speak of:...
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EPISODE 368: audio wank
After much speculation about the owners of the legs in The Bill in AMT366, and then MORE speculation in AMT367, in Answer Me This! Episode 368 we can at last consider the mystery SOLVED! As solved as...
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EPISODE 369: you can’t spell ‘mayonnaise’ without ‘Mann’
Happy new year to you, listeners! To kick off 2019, here’s Answer Me This! Episode 369, wherein we discuss: New Year’s resolutions/failure thereof a lovelorn lottery-winning listener the Queen’s...
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EPISODE 370: Uber for peacocks
Happy National Bagel Day Eve Eve! How are you planning to celebrate? By covering yourself in seeds and filling yourself with cream cheese? Probably just a normal day for you. Anyway, get into the NBD...
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EPISODE 371: Gladiator shortages
In Answer Me This! Episode 371 we learn about letting a cat out of the bag and getting a peacock INTO the bag. Both sound very painful. We also consider: letting wine breathe Gladiators vs dystopias...
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EPISODE 372: clam hormones
Whatever happened to aerobics on morning telly, the corpse of Henry VIII, and cummerbunds? In Answer Me This! Episode 372, we crack these mysteries and more, including: the Pete Best of the Spice...
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EPISODE 373: a talking beaver
Fire up Answer Me This! Episode 373 and travel round the world on the wings of George Ezra lyrics and/or an evil sled, via the following: Montjuïc in Barcelona Olly’s Happy Fork Helen’s sentient bed...
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EPISODE 374: a single hole in the centre of the face
Greetings, listeners! If you’ve ever wondered how jellyfish eat, shit and fuck, we’ve taken the hit to our search histories to illuminate you in Answer Me This! Episode 374. We also discuss: microwave...
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EPISODE 375: purgatoy-y
Brace yourselves to witness a crushing defeat: in Answer Me This! Episode 375, Helen is stumped by a question. What could be the topic to outwit her and her googling powers? Must be something pretty...
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